Designer
I make interfaces that are clear, warm, and a little bit cheeky. Good design is like good satire: it says the true thing simply.
Day job & true love
Designer · Ocean lover · Azeroth regular · Sourdough nerd
South Park
keeps mesane.
Hi, I'm Korbelious. In a world that gets weirder by the hour, I keep perspective the way any sane person does: crude cartoons, cold oceans, epic loot and a very needy jar of starter. I also design things people actually enjoy using and teach others to do the same.
Four things keep me level-headed
(well, five, if you count the cartoons. Which I do.)
Ocean Lover
Salt water fixes almost everything. When it doesn't, I add tide pools, a cold plunge, and an absurd number of seal videos.
Vitamin Sea
WoW Aficionado
Yes, I've seen the one about making love, not Warcraft. Several times. It taught me a lot about UX, grinding, and boss mechanics.
/wave from Azeroth
Sourdough Baker
My starter is older than some of my design files and far better maintained. Iteration, patience, and good timing: same as design.
Starter's name: Doughbi-Wan
The Sanity-o-Meter
How unhinged is the world today? Slide it. Get your prescription.
Headlines read like satire
ChillOh no
3 episodes
of crude, cathartic satire
45 min
staring at the ocean
a few dailies
in Azeroth with your guild
1 loaf
of aggressively kneaded sourdough
Not medical advice. Very much life advice.
For clients
Your product deserves design that's thoughtful, a little playful, and built to convert. Let's make something people actually like.
UX/UI Design
Product flows, design systems and interfaces that feel obvious. Research-backed, people-first, zero drama.
I'm interested →Brand + Website
A site with personality that turns visitors into leads. Yes, like this one. Snow optional.
I'm interested →The Design Roast
An honest, funny, actionable teardown of your product. I roast the pixels, never the people.
I'm interested →For students
Learning design is hard. Learning it while the world is on fire is harder. I teach both the craft and the coping.
Design Without Losing Your Mind
UX fundamentals, critique, and real briefs. Small groups, weekly live sessions, bread metaphors included free.
I'm interested →1:1 Mentorship
Career guidance, portfolio strategy, and a sounding board for when the industry gets weird. (It will.)
I'm interested →Portfolio Review
A 60-minute deep dive into your case studies with a written action plan you'll actually use.
I'm interested →You know, I learned something today…
A design system is a lot like a sourdough starter. Neglect it for a week and it gets weird and sour.
Let's make somethingthat keeps you sane.
Whether you need a product designed or want to learn to design one yourself, drop me a note. Tell me what you're working on and I'll get back to you with next steps.
- Remote-friendly, timezone-flexible
- Reply within 2 business days, unless it's raid night
- Free 20-min intro call for every new lead